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Current Earth Destruction Count: 1

Fri Feb 13, 2009, 1:48 AM
Urgent update, September 10, 2008

It is our duty to inform you that as of 7:35:05am UTC on September 10, 2008, the Earth has been destroyed.

The destruction of Earth was first reported by Mr Jonathan Barber of Wisconsin, United States, who spotted that his home-made seismic Earth Detector had ceased to give readings at around 8:00am (2am local time). Several other amateur geocide spotters noticed this at the same time but Mr. Barber was the first to place a telephone call to the IEDAB's Geocide Hotline (+44 115 09Ω 4127, ask for Other Dave) at which point IEDAB officials performed an emergency check of their own instrumentation and verified Mr. Barber's report, as well as fixing the exact time of geocide.

Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth.

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  • Reading: nuttin'
  • Watching: my 'puter screen. It's screen-tastic!
  • Playing: Spore or SotS
  • Eating: nothing right now
  • Drinking: Water

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  • Current Residence: Earth, most of the time
  • Interests: Too many :(
  • Favourite movie: Back to the Future 1, 2, 3
  • Favourite band or musician: Weird Al
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative
  • Favourite poet or writer: Steven King
  • Favourite style of art: Digital Art
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • Favourite game: Diablo 2 - Lord of Darkness
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2
  • Personal Quote: "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop Elements 5

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:iconmetatetron:
thanks for the ^fav^ :)

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^ ^ glee

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I would like to dedicate all my artwork to the One who gave it all for me. Without Him, there would be no me, and therefore I dedicate not only my life to Him, but my artwork as well. It is only His love and mercy that allows me to do any good.

Love is
:iconqueen-of-randomness:
CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee......

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  • And if you believe that, you get a free spork, too!:spork::eyes:
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  • Adventure Wind Stables :heart:
  • :iconcharlie-the-bad:
    No, I will not go to Candy Mountain with you. >_>
    :iconpurple-skunk:
    :glomp: of love
    I think you are my galleries biggest fan. Thanks Charlie ^_____^

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    I would like to dedicate all my artwork to the One who gave it all for me. Without Him, there would be no me, and therefore I dedicate not only my life to Him, but my artwork as well. It is only His love and mercy that allows me to do any good.

    Love is
    :iconcharlie-the-bad:
    Eh, I just like some of the things you have there.
    :iconmetatetron:
    thank you :)

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    Do not be angry. Do not worry, Be grateful, Work with integrity, Be kind to others.
    :iconpurple-skunk:
    Tankies Charlie :glomp:

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    I would like to dedicate all my artwork to the One who gave it all for me. Without Him, there would be no me, and therefore I dedicate not only my life to Him, but my artwork as well. It is only His love and mercy that allows me to do any good.

    Love is
    :iconnozomi-neko:
    Thanks so much for the fave!!

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    The inspiration! It will fly from my fist into your brain!

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